Probably this is only funny because I'm a weird mood, but I just got an email from one of my professors with the subject: WHERE ARE YOU??
It seems she sent out the email at the beginning of class. Apparently, 6 people were missing. From a class with 11 students. (I had told her before that I wouldn't be there, but no one else had mentioned anything.)
I don't know if it's the fact that the one day I miss class, everyone else does too, or the mental image of her sitting there 10 minutes into class, frustrated and annoyed, sending out the email, or just the fact that I didn't sleep last night and today has been deeply annoying and I just need to let off steam, or what. But I laughed when I read it.
Hey look! I think I can feel my toes again!
humor: 
frozen... but thawing